Alcohol transports me into a different world altogether. I cry, I laugh, I talk, I complain, I am sarcastic(which I usually am not :( ) and I get all senti. I am at my best worst when I am drunk. I have never been drunk, really. One peg/shot is enough for me. It has this strange effect on me. Everything seems beautiful ugly. I find no faults in everyone. I am carefree stupid, confident and awesome weird.
I was talking to my dad this evening when he asked me, "So, what birthday plans?" and I was reminded of a birthday party, where I had a peg of Whiskey. Royal Challenge 350 or something of the sort. That was the day, I swore off alcohol. I had a shot of Vodka once and I had behaved, the exact same way I behaved that day. I had always believed that it was Vodka. With 70 percent alcohol content, what else do you expect? But, no. It's alcohol. I go crazy. I remember laughing madly for about eight minutes, without break., without any reason., at all. Yes, My friends were seeing the watch. I would have posted a photo of that day but my laptop's crashed.
I don't really remember what happened that day but I have my friends to remind me of all the stupidity. I remember staring at a cute guy with a date. That earned me some really nasty stares from the girl, though.
This is what happened at the party.
Me *trying to stand up*: I'll be back.
Friend 1: Where are you going?
Me *Still struggling*: The Washroom
Friend1 to Friend 2: I think you should go.
Me *Raising my left right hand: I am not incapable, okay?
After I came back from the washroom, where I was followed by my friend like a detective, I sat still, staring at my friend, who by the way is insanely hot.
He: Anu?
Me: Yes.
He: The food is there.
Me: You look yum!
*IMAGINE* I said THAT. TO HIM. I still cannot look him in the eyes. :|
A few minutes later, something else had my attention. This time, I wanted to act. I wanted to show my friends how my political science teacher walked and talked. EeeeEEEEEeeeee! Seriously, he is so funny. :D
But, I was stopped because of this conversation.
Friend: What's that thing on your plate, Anu?
Me *flashing a broad smile*: Chicken.
Friend: Isn't it yummy?
Me: Totally.
Friend: You want more?
Me: YESSSSS!!!!
Friend: Then finish it off. Quick.
Me: *starts eating*
When I came out of the restaurant, there were a few beggars. Now, I always have a soft corner for these poor people. I gave one of them my wallet, that had my debit card, my Driving License and Dad's credit card. Not to mention, eight hundred rupees.
Don't worry I got that wallet back. :D
P.S.: I swore off alcohol that day.
P.P.S.: I don't know why am I not able to upload pictures. :'(
I was talking to my dad this evening when he asked me, "So, what birthday plans?" and I was reminded of a birthday party, where I had a peg of Whiskey. Royal Challenge 350 or something of the sort. That was the day, I swore off alcohol. I had a shot of Vodka once and I had behaved, the exact same way I behaved that day. I had always believed that it was Vodka. With 70 percent alcohol content, what else do you expect? But, no. It's alcohol. I go crazy. I remember laughing madly for about eight minutes, without break., without any reason., at all. Yes, My friends were seeing the watch. I would have posted a photo of that day but my laptop's crashed.
I don't really remember what happened that day but I have my friends to remind me of all the stupidity. I remember staring at a cute guy with a date. That earned me some really nasty stares from the girl, though.
This is what happened at the party.
Me *trying to stand up*: I'll be back.
Friend 1: Where are you going?
Me *Still struggling*: The Washroom
Friend1 to Friend 2: I think you should go.
Me *Raising my left right hand: I am not incapable, okay?
After I came back from the washroom, where I was followed by my friend like a detective, I sat still, staring at my friend, who by the way is insanely hot.
He: Anu?
Me: Yes.
He: The food is there.
Me: You look yum!
*IMAGINE* I said THAT. TO HIM. I still cannot look him in the eyes. :|
A few minutes later, something else had my attention. This time, I wanted to act. I wanted to show my friends how my political science teacher walked and talked. EeeeEEEEEeeeee! Seriously, he is so funny. :D
But, I was stopped because of this conversation.
Friend: What's that thing on your plate, Anu?
Me *flashing a broad smile*: Chicken.
Friend: Isn't it yummy?
Me: Totally.
Friend: You want more?
Me: YESSSSS!!!!
Friend: Then finish it off. Quick.
Me: *starts eating*
When I came out of the restaurant, there were a few beggars. Now, I always have a soft corner for these poor people. I gave one of them my wallet, that had my debit card, my Driving License and Dad's credit card. Not to mention, eight hundred rupees.
Don't worry I got that wallet back. :D
P.S.: I swore off alcohol that day.
P.P.S.: I don't know why am I not able to upload pictures. :'(
20 comments:
Hahaha!!! Alcohol can create wonders huh??!! :P
Hahahaha...this is hilarious! But I guess its all right to be so mad as long as you re with your friends and people you trust :) Also such sessions create memories which last forever...
Go ahead and enjoy another drink :)
I've never tasted alcohol all my life. I don't think I ever will :)
But this post really made me laugh :)
Haha! :D YOU GAVE YOUR WALLET TO THE BEGGARS?! Craziness of the ultimate order :D
Haha! Lucky beggars' I'd say :D
Even I have done some crazy things when inebriated! I actually feel asleep on the hostel floor which was wet(from dirty rain water) and I refused to get up when my friends tried helping me :P
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Hahaha you look yum...you said that,,,bwahahaha :D .. and the chicken part was funny :P .. alcohol can have quite an effect.. I've tried stuff, but never got high! But yes, I've had so many friends act stupid.. It;s fun really!
And I agree with Siddhartha as long as you're with people you can trust, it's fine.. :)
YOU LOOK YUM!!
Line of the century.!! Ghhaahahahahahahah!
I like you drunk! I once did hookah for like 4 hours and then I got up to wash my face and my friends found me with my head inside the wash basin and me snoring standing up :P
@The life-a-holic: Yes. WONDERS! *sigh*
@Siddhartha: Thank You. Yes. I agree. But then, I can imagine the embarrassment they had to face with me behaving the way I was. As for the drink, I guess I will have another one, soon! :P
@The Updater: Haha! Yes, I did. How I got it back is another story. :P Glad, that this post made you laugh.
@Gaya: Not so lucky beggars! I had my wallet back! :D
Oh God! Things we do when we are High! :D Welcome to the blog. :)
@CS: I get High. Very Soon. One peg/ shot and the work's done. :P
I know. So, that is the only time I agree to something like this! :P
@Red: I know. Imagine the embarrassment! His, at that moment! :P
Gee, Thanks! :D Wow. I still have to try Hookah! Awww... poor friends! Poor You. :P
Also. thank you for the follow up! :)
one shot :| girl...you got to meet me. i am not down even after 8 shots and some odd cocktails....but yeah i went back home and told my man, i had three..rums while i had two!
sometimes one shot gives a hard kick...sometimes no amount of alcohal works :)
am glad u got the wallet back ;) whats wrong with the photo upload? can i help? i would do anything to see a drunk girl :P
oh by the way, that three rums i told was by showing the fingers..i showed two fingers and said three rums :D
Haha...have fun, and have an alcoholic birthday :)
hehe... the things that alcohol makes us do. I have so many friends going through so much worse and so much funnier too.
But be careful... lets just be safe :)
I've always wished Alcohol would have some effect on me and there would be some fun involved but no luck as yet. Watching drunk people in their 'candid performances' is a recent hobby I`ve adopted.
Bubbly post this was and I reckon so is your blog. Will be stalking your space.
:D :D :D :D
"You look yum!"
Hahahahahahahaha!!!
(Sorry, I don't use LOL, hence the haha's. :P)
We should totally drink together some day. Fun it'll be. :P
I tend to blabber a lot once I'm high (I never get drunk, only happy high. What's the point in drinking if you completely blank out?). I giggle, I laugh, and if I have the right company, I also dance.
And I try as much as possible not to go elsewhere and drink. I prefer makking a fool of myself at my house with only my friends as spectators.
Sooper post! :D
Have a look at this post and tell me where you fit in. :P
http://divyathemostuseful.blogspot.com/2011/07/mermaids-and-mermen.html
@Chintan di: 8 shots. The world may come to an end, once I have 8 shots. :P
Don't worry, I'll show you my drunk photo. Soon. :P
@Siddhartha: Thanks! :D
@Rajii: Yes. Strange things alcohol makes you do. :P
Thanks for dropping by. :)
@Atrocious Scribblings: Don't worry. I'll pray for you. I hope you get totally wasted, someday soon! :P
Thank You. Hope to see you around. :)
Thanks for the follow up! And, you're free to stalk! ;)
@Spaceman Spiff: I like Hahas better than those short forms! :D
Oh. Anyday. We'd need people around then. Otherwise, the world may just disappear! :P
I do, all sorts of things. Dancing is something, I can never do. Even when I totally drunk! :|
House? Drinking? Nuh-uh! Parents. :|
Thanks for the follow up. :D
And, the post. On it!! :D
hahhahahah..that was incredibly cuteeeeeeee
and i have no idea how i will behave with alcohol..never tried that before and you are cute when you got drunk ;)
and to hell with the name..is just an awesome title..
owh i like you already :D
"You look yum" reaalllyyy:-)
and one shot does it for me too..I loved how the real feelings were cut off in so many sentences...alcohol is blissful many a times when you want to let your hair down n party-but itna hair down that you give away your belongings needs a bit of swearing off actuallyc:-)
@TOSM: :D Thank you. And, try it. ;)
I never thought I'd totally lose it after a shot! :/
Thank You and Thank You! :D
@Suruchi: Yes. "You look yum." :P
Thank You and seriously, alcohol and me aren't meant to be! :P
Thanks for the follow up! :)
hahahahhahahahahhaahha..!!! YOU LOOK YUM..!!! i laughed laoudly at that and that chicken eating part...!! i dont exactly know why i picked this post first to read..!!
thanks for the comment :)
P.S :following you back :)
now off to read other posts :)
Bwahahaha! ALCHOHOL- You can always blame this one thing! and, man it gets you do the ugliest of things! Ask me :P :D *sigh*
haha.. you seriously said you look yum?!!!
I've been high and giggly and talked nonsense but never been that drunk!
p.s first time at your blog :)
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